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Why, Exactly, Did the Octomom Feel the Need to Get Artificially Inseminated?
The ‘Octomom’ probably wouldn’t have had much trouble getting inseminated naturally Yes, this is a picture of the Octomom, aka Nadya Suleman, she of the cheaper by the dozen fame, having given birth to the […]
Octomom Garners Porn Nominations
Octomom, Nadya Suleman, received four Porn Award Nominations for her video “Octomom Home Alone”. Her nominations for Best Celebrity Sex Tape, Best Solo Release, Best DVD Extra, and Best Marketing Campaign, have supposedly “blown her […]
When Parents Suck
Levi Johnston is planning on selling information and pictures of his new baby who he will name “Breeze Beretta” (after the gun, of course) to media outlets. The ex-boyfriend of Bristol Palin hopes that the […]
Octomom Does Porn
Octomom Nady Suleman has completed her first porn shoot. She said the experience awakened feelings of self-pleasure she never knew existed and she was thrilled that men will once again find her sexy. Someone should […]