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Haiku: How Hot Is It?

July 30, 2024 Paul Lander

How Hot Is It? It is so damn hot I’m blasting AC/DC Just for the AC.

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Haiku: … And The Nominee Isn’t

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… And The Nominee Isn’t No Emmy for me I know who to blame, must be The Covid vaccine!

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Haiku: Blue Bloods Turns In Its Badge

May 8, 2024 Paul Lander

Blue Bloods Turns In Its Badge Heard Blue Bloods canceled. Here’s hoping Tom Selleck took out A reverse mortgage.

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Haiku: Victoria Beckham spicing it up at 50

May 1, 2024 Paul Lander

Victoria Beckham spicing it up at 50 You know what I want? What I really, really want? Netflix and a nap.

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Haiku: Shirley, We Don’t Jest

April 23, 2024 Paul Lander

Shirley, We Don’t Jest Ms MacLaine Ninety Thanks to her many past lives Enjoy all those gifts.

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Haiku: NYC All Shook Up

April 10, 2024 Paul Lander

NYC All Shook Up NYC quake hits 4.8. Except, Russians Who say ‘2.3.’

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Haiku: Say it is so, Joe

March 13, 2024 Paul Lander

Say it is so, Joe? State of the Union? We can handle the truth, Joe . Tay Tay, Travis fine?

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Haiku: Welcome to Talabama

February 28, 2024February 28, 2024 Paul Lander

Welcome to Talabama Frozen embryos ‘Bama court says life begins at: Refrigeration.

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Haiku: Crystal Lady Makes It Crystal Clear

February 13, 2024 Paul Lander

Crystal Lady Makes It Crystal Clear Williamson drops out. Ends her presidential run. Family says, ‘who?’

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Haiku: Courting Disaster

February 3, 2024 Paul Lander

Alina Habba She graduated Trump U. MAGA Dumb Laude

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