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Hi, this is Bill Y “The Legendary Legend” Ledden. Henry Ford said, “My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.” He probably didn’t expect the quote to be used this way and for that, I apologize…

Haiku: … And The Nominee Isn’t

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… And The Nominee Isn’t No Emmy for me I know who to blame, must be The Covid vaccine!

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Haiku: Blue Bloods Turns In Its Badge

May 8, 2024 Paul Lander

Blue Bloods Turns In Its Badge Heard Blue Bloods canceled. Here’s hoping Tom Selleck took out A reverse mortgage.

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Haiku: Victoria Beckham spicing it up at 50

May 1, 2024 Paul Lander

Victoria Beckham spicing it up at 50 You know what I want? What I really, really want? Netflix and a nap.

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Haiku: Shirley, We Don’t Jest

April 23, 2024 Paul Lander

Shirley, We Don’t Jest Ms MacLaine Ninety Thanks to her many past lives Enjoy all those gifts.

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Haiku: NYC All Shook Up

April 10, 2024 Paul Lander

NYC All Shook Up NYC quake hits 4.8. Except, Russians Who say ‘2.3.’

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Haiku: Say it is so, Joe

March 13, 2024 Paul Lander

Say it is so, Joe? State of the Union? We can handle the truth, Joe . Tay Tay, Travis fine?

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Haiku: Welcome to Talabama

February 28, 2024February 28, 2024 Paul Lander

Welcome to Talabama Frozen embryos ‘Bama court says life begins at: Refrigeration.

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Haiku: Crystal Lady Makes It Crystal Clear

February 13, 2024 Paul Lander

Crystal Lady Makes It Crystal Clear Williamson drops out. Ends her presidential run. Family says, ‘who?’

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Haiku: Courting Disaster

February 3, 2024 Paul Lander

Alina Habba She graduated Trump U. MAGA Dumb Laude

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Haiku: How bad does Trump smell?

January 17, 2024January 17, 2024 Paul Lander

How bad does Trump smell Trump smells so damn bad Judges pound gavel and declare: ‘’odor in the court.”

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