Haiku: Kunis — Drug Free On That 70’s Show January 25, 2023 Paul Lander Kunis: Drug Free On That 70’s Show Kunis says no drugs Really? Tommy Chong didn’t bring Enough for whole set? Share this Post:
Haiku: Chinese Fight Dirty Against Covid 19 Lockdowns December 14, 2022 Paul Lander Chinese Fight Dirty Against Covid 19 Lockdowns Covid Twitter search China protests with porn. Sounds like: Covid 69. Share this Post:
Haiku: New Boss Lady Wears The Pants At Levi Strauss November 16, 2022 Paul Lander Kohl’s boss steps down Michelle Gass new Levi’s prez. Retail is in her jeans…. Share this Post:
Haiku: Cookin’ with the Kardashians November 9, 2022 Paul Lander Completely naked Kourtney K did the dishes. Kitchen staff applauds Share this Post:
Haiku — Blue Twitter Checks For Sale: Let That Sink In November 5, 2022 Paul Lander Musk: ‘Blue checks for sale’ To be fair, dude does gotta Lotta kids to feed! Share this Post:
Haiku: Standard and Poor’s? Nah, more like: October 25, 2022 Paul Lander Standard and Poorer And Richer and Poorer and Richer and Poorer. Share this Post:
Haiku: Bradgelina Fighting Over Kids …. still! October 18, 2022 Paul Lander Angelina makes claim Brad’s the Pitts. Hey, aren’t the kids, Like in their 40’s? Share this Post:
Haiku: Giselle and Tom Brady Calling Marriage Time Out? October 12, 2022 Paul Lander Gisele/Tom rocky? Giselle retains Lawyer. And: Pete Davidson’s cell. Share this Post:
Haiku: Alec Baldwin And Wife Hilaria Welcome Child #7 September 28, 2022 Paul Lander Hilaria Baldwin Child seven? A uterus? Nah! It’s a Gymboree Share this Post:
Haiku: Ye Sets Self Free From The Gap September 20, 2022 Paul Lander Ye Sets Self Free From The Gap Kanye West To Gap, Ending Partnership. The Gap: Hey, Pete Davidson! Share this Post: