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Haiku: I Took My Shot

November 15, 2023November 15, 2023 Paul Lander

No MacArthur Grant What could it be? Here’s my guess: I blame the vaccine.

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Haiku: How Hot Is It?

August 17, 2023August 17, 2023 Paul Lander

  It’s so damn hot Farmers have been harvesting Tomato bisque soup.

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Haiku: How Hot Is It?

July 27, 2023July 27, 2023 Paul Lander

  It’s so damn hot Farmers were forced to harvest Already popped corn.

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Haiku: How Hot Is It In Texas?

June 28, 2023June 28, 2023 Paul Lander

It is so dang hot The Alamo? No, remember The pie A La Mode.      

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Haiku: Don’t Give My Regards to Broadway!

June 14, 2023 Paul Lander

No Tony for me So, picky, picky, picky I wasn’t in a play.

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One Word Haikus

April 23, 2023 Paul De Lancey

Haikus are little three-line poems. The first lines has five syllables. The next line has seven, while the last lines reverts back to five. See the following traditional haiku. It evokes clumsiness, mess, iredeemable loss, […]

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Haiku: Number One Reason To Wish David Letterman a Happy Birthday 

April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 Paul Lander

Dave turned seventy-six Or, five hundred thirty-two in Stupid Pet Trick years!                      

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Haiku: Will Trump Play Ball?

April 2, 2023April 2, 2023 Paul Lander

On Opening Day DA Alvin Bragg throws out The first indictment.

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Haiku: A Big Effin Grande Deal

March 29, 2023March 29, 2023 Paul Lander

Starbucks workers strike Better latte than never Baristas proclaim.                                                     […]

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Haiku: Say it ain’t so, Tom Brady

March 22, 2023March 22, 2023 Paul Lander

  Say it ain’t so, Tom Brady Another comeback? C’mon, Tom Brady, that’s the Metamucil talking.

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