Haiku: Envelope, Smenvolpe, I’m Not In It March 13, 2023 Paul Lander Envelope, Smenvolpe, I’m Not In It No Oscar for me I know who to blame, must be The covid vaccine! Share this Post:
Haiku: Congrats, Viola Davis: Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony… Oh, My February 22, 2023February 22, 2023 Paul Lander Congrats, Viola Davis: Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony… Oh, My The latest EGOT For you dyslexics out there: Vi’s now an OGET. Share this Post:
Haiku: Picnic Baskets Are A Gateway Drug February 8, 2023 Paul Lander Picnic Baskets Are A Gateway Drug Film ‘Cocaine Bear’ trends. Sounds like Yogi’s partying with that Charlie Sheen. Share this Post:
Haiku: Kunis — Drug Free On That 70’s Show January 25, 2023 Paul Lander Kunis: Drug Free On That 70’s Show Kunis says no drugs Really? Tommy Chong didn’t bring Enough for whole set? Share this Post:
Haiku: Chinese Fight Dirty Against Covid 19 Lockdowns December 14, 2022 Paul Lander Chinese Fight Dirty Against Covid 19 Lockdowns Covid Twitter search China protests with porn. Sounds like: Covid 69. Share this Post:
Haiku: New Boss Lady Wears The Pants At Levi Strauss November 16, 2022 Paul Lander Kohl’s boss steps down Michelle Gass new Levi’s prez. Retail is in her jeans…. Share this Post:
Haiku: Cookin’ with the Kardashians November 9, 2022 Paul Lander Completely naked Kourtney K did the dishes. Kitchen staff applauds Share this Post:
Haiku — Blue Twitter Checks For Sale: Let That Sink In November 5, 2022 Paul Lander Musk: ‘Blue checks for sale’ To be fair, dude does gotta Lotta kids to feed! Share this Post:
Haiku: Standard and Poor’s? Nah, more like: October 25, 2022 Paul Lander Standard and Poorer And Richer and Poorer and Richer and Poorer. Share this Post:
Haiku: Bradgelina Fighting Over Kids …. still! October 18, 2022 Paul Lander Angelina makes claim Brad’s the Pitts. Hey, aren’t the kids, Like in their 40’s? Share this Post: