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Haiku: Say it ain’t so, Tom Brady

March 22, 2023March 22, 2023 Paul Lander

  Say it ain’t so, Tom Brady Another comeback? C’mon, Tom Brady, that’s the Metamucil talking.

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Haiku: Envelope, Smenvolpe, I’m Not In It

March 13, 2023 Paul Lander

Envelope, Smenvolpe, I’m Not In It No Oscar for me I know who to blame, must be The covid vaccine!      

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Haiku: Congrats, Viola Davis: Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony… Oh, My

February 22, 2023February 22, 2023 Paul Lander

  Congrats, Viola Davis: Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony… Oh, My The latest EGOT For you dyslexics out there: Vi’s now an OGET.

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Haiku: Picnic Baskets Are A Gateway Drug

February 8, 2023 Paul Lander

  Picnic Baskets Are A Gateway Drug   Film ‘Cocaine Bear’ trends. Sounds like Yogi’s partying  with that Charlie Sheen.

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Haiku: Kunis — Drug Free On That 70’s Show

January 25, 2023 Paul Lander

  Kunis: Drug Free On That 70’s Show Kunis says no drugs Really?  Tommy Chong didn’t bring Enough for whole set?

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Haiku: Chinese Fight Dirty Against Covid 19 Lockdowns 

December 14, 2022 Paul Lander

Chinese Fight Dirty Against Covid 19 Lockdowns    Covid Twitter search China protests with porn. Sounds like:  Covid 69.

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Haiku: New Boss Lady Wears The Pants At Levi Strauss

November 16, 2022 Paul Lander

  Kohl’s boss steps down Michelle Gass new Levi’s prez. Retail is in her jeans….

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Haiku: Cookin’ with the Kardashians

November 9, 2022 Paul Lander

  Completely naked Kourtney K did the dishes.  Kitchen staff applauds

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Haiku — Blue Twitter Checks For Sale: Let That Sink In

November 5, 2022 Paul Lander

    Musk: ‘Blue checks for sale’ To be fair, dude does gotta  Lotta kids to feed!

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Haiku: Standard and Poor’s?  Nah, more like:

October 25, 2022 Paul Lander

  Standard and Poorer And Richer and Poorer and Richer and Poorer.

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