Close–But Still No Cigar
It started with the Cialis drug ads and those two separate bathtubs that made me think the reason why the couple couldn’t have sex was not erectile dysfunction but geography. I don’t care how much […]
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Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for confusing our new snobby Manhattan neighbors. When I told them I was excited about Shark Week, her response was and I quote, “I find that very hard to believe […]
Muscle Women Get No Respect
If I could, I would live by two songs: 1. Helen Reddy’s I am Woman (“I am strong, I am invincible, I am WOMAN!”)1 2. Irving Berlin’s Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please don’t judge me for drinking cheap ass whiskey. Of course the good stuff is better, but is it five bucks better, wait a second . . . why am I talking you, you’re a […]
My Hurricane Survival Kit
I heard there is a hurricane a – comin’. So, I went to the store to buy provisions in case we lose power and the roads become impassable. I wasn’t nervous about this event until […]