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How to Adequately Satisfy Your Wife While Still Preserving Your Manhood

July 30, 2026July 31, 2026 Bill Spencer

No, I’m not going to talk about sexually satisfying your wife. I’m going to advise you on something worlds more important than sex. Once while my wife was away for a few hours, I did […]

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6 CommentsGood Clean Fun, RelationshipsBill Spencer, funny, humor, Humor Outcasts, humour, manhood, marriage, relationships, spouses

Best Friends & Wives

November 21, 2019 Bill Spencer

My wife is my best friend. Am I an idiot or what? I do realize how wonderfully romantic it might sound to say, “My wife/husband/partner is also my best friend,” but really it’s a very […]

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The Secrets of a Happy Marriage?

April 24, 2018April 24, 2018 Donna Cavanagh

I was listening to the 60s channel on Sirius while driving today and they were honoring the institution of marriage. It seems that psychologists are looking for the reasons why couples seem to grow closer […]

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5 CommentsFictionDonna Cavanagh, happiness, humor, humoroutcasts, husbands, long marriages, love, spouses, wives

The Year Of The Truce?

January 9, 2014January 9, 2014 Thomas Sullivan

In-law situations can be tough. Misunderstandings arise that can be quite challenging to resolve. For example, when your father-in-law gets mad at you and your wife for cooking meth, it usually doesn’t help to say […]

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Why Bigamists Should Never Post Facebook Photos

April 17, 2013April 17, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

You would think that being a bigamist would require one to  maintain a life cloaked in secrecy so that the whole bigamy thing goes unnoticed by the world or at least by the spouses who […]

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The Google Expiration Clause

March 4, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

According to the Motley Fool, if a Google employee passes away, their surviving spouse or domestic partner will receive a check for 50% of their salary each year for the next ten years. Who says […]

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