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Wisdom for Dummies

December 30, 2021December 15, 2021 Dorothy Rosby

As the designated driver at every party I go to, I can only guess that the alcohol allows the revelers to forget the worst of the past year and start the new one off just […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

December 21, 2021December 15, 2021 Dorothy Rosby

Think long and hard before buying a loved one a personal care item like a nose hair clipper or a tube of cellulite reduction cream. If after careful consideration, you still think it’s a good […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

December 15, 2021 Dorothy Rosby

Later on we’ll perspire, cuz it’s warm by the fire. Plus, we’re afraid of the plans that we’ve made, walking in a winter wonderland.  

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Wisdom for Dummies

November 16, 2021October 27, 2021 Dorothy Rosby

Chargers and power cords have taken over our home like bindweed. I can’t get rid of them because I don’t know what they’re all for.

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Wisdom for Dummies

November 8, 2021October 27, 2021 Dorothy Rosby

The average American spends 153 days of their life looking for misplaced items—keys, shoes, homework. There are days I can’t find my couch.

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Wisdom for Dummies

November 5, 2021October 27, 2021 Dorothy Rosby

I picked my cellphone’s tone called Morning Light for my alarm because a gentle voice telling me breakfast is ready isn’t one of the choices.

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Wisdom for Dummies

October 28, 2021October 27, 2021 Dorothy Rosby

People who can go through haunted houses and not jump have sluggish reflexes and probably shouldn’t operate motorized vehicles.

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Wisdom for Dummies

August 16, 2021July 30, 2021 Dorothy Rosby

My to-do lists are so effective that I’m often able to use the same one three or four days in a row.

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Wisdom for Dummies

August 13, 2021July 30, 2021 Dorothy Rosby

I’m not a competitive person. In fact, I avoid competition altogether because I hate to lose.

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Wisdom for Dummies

August 4, 2021July 30, 2021 Dorothy Rosby

I order the salad, hoping the waitress will get my order wrong and bring a ribeye with cheddar mash and bacon-wrapped asparagus.

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