The Great (Hamster) Escape

When hamsters came into my house years ago they had little plastic balls, so they could run merrily all over. (Humans now have those, too. You’d think we could just walk.) We did have to […]
When hamsters came into my house years ago they had little plastic balls, so they could run merrily all over. (Humans now have those, too. You’d think we could just walk.) We did have to […]
Let’s get this out of the way right now: Hamsters are rodents. Mice are rodents. And yet one elicits an “Aw … cute …”, while the other delivers “Eeeeeekkkkk!!!!!!!!” I don’t get that. It’s true […]
American Entree BRISKET WITH ONIONS INGREDIENTS 2 large onions 4 pounds beef brisket (first or flat cut with fat trimmed to ¼”) 4 garlic cloves ½ teaspoon pepper ½ teaspoon salt ½ tablespoon thyme 2 […]
Me: You look nice today Wife: So what do I look like other days? Me: Also nice. Wife: So today I only look normal? Me: *flees to Mexico* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 3, 2014 […]
3-year-old: Am I a grown-up yet? Me: Are you excited to get out of bed in the morning? 3: Yeah! Me: Then you aren’t even close. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 18, 2014 I delete […]