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American Entree BRISKET WITH ONIONS INGREDIENTS 2 large onions 4 pounds beef brisket (first or flat cut with fat trimmed to ¼”) 4 garlic cloves ½ teaspoon pepper ½ teaspoon salt ½ tablespoon thyme 2 […]
Me: You look nice today Wife: So what do I look like other days? Me: Also nice. Wife: So today I only look normal? Me: *flees to Mexico* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 3, 2014 […]
3-year-old: Am I a grown-up yet? Me: Are you excited to get out of bed in the morning? 3: Yeah! Me: Then you aren’t even close. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 18, 2014 I delete […]