Ryan Gosling should break up with Eva Mendes because….
I’m sure Ryan is reading this, as I’m sure he reads all of my writing. He doesn’t come out and say he likes what I write, but I know he’s reading. So Ryan, here are […]
Tag: animals
Dear Neighborhood Skunk:
Although my cat and I appreciate the fragrance demonstration that you gave us last night from the yard outside, we think it would be more neighborly of you to spray it toward the street the […]
HumorOutcasts Radio – Interview with Nancy Berk and Mom
In honor of my mom’s 81st birthday, I invited her (Fran) and Nancy Berk to be my guests. Fran dished on Italian cooking, her experiences with acting and modeling, her life with four children and […]
So, My Dogs Sing Christmas Carols
As many of you know, the holiday season is a time of year when we all could use a few more hours in the day. Personally, I find it tough to write, meet deadlines […]
Would a “Bone-eating Snot-flower” worm make a good pet?
Now before you say anything, I know what you are thinking, “He made up that name. There is no such animal. I mean, how can an animal even have “flower” in its name?” OK. Let me […]
When Fetishes Fail
A woman in Ireland died after having sex with a German Shepherd. Yep, she was allergic to something in the shepherd and well, she croaked. The guy who was with her in this little bestiality […]