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Dear Neighborhood Skunk:

August 6, 2013

skunkyAlthough my cat and I appreciate the fragrance demonstration that you gave us last night from the yard outside, we think it would be more neighborly of you to spray it toward the street the next time. That way, you can share it more with the sidewalk pedestrians, passing motorists and people across the street, instead of giving so much of it to us. In return, my cat promises not to give you the laser eyes of death through the back door window.Harmony with Laser Eyes

Kathy Minicozzi

Kathy Minicozzi is an opera singer turned aspiring writer, who lives somewhere in New York City. In other words, she's weird, but harmless. She is the author of "Opera for People Who Don't Like It," in which she turns the world of opera and its performers upside down while, at the same time, making it understandable to non-opera lovers and making everyone laugh.

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2 Responses to Dear Neighborhood Skunk:

  1. August 7, 2013 at 2:47 pm

    That cat is not one to mess with.

  2. Bill Y Ledden
    August 7, 2013 at 2:35 pm

    I think that’s a solid deal you offer there. If I was the skunk, I would take it.

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