Dear Neighborhood Skunk:

Although my cat and I appreciate the fragrance demonstration that you gave us last night from the yard outside, we think it would be more neighborly of you to spray it toward the street the next time. That way, you can share it more with the sidewalk pedestrians, passing motorists and people across the street, instead of giving so much of it to us. In return, my cat promises not to give you the laser eyes of death through the back door window.