Today’s sermon is all about what’s right (what I say and do) and wrong (your way of doing things). With great Bon Jovi hatred, comes great responsibility to stop you from laughing at things that are not as funny as they could be. I’m compiling a list of people who are laughing at things that are mildly funny and I don’t want to find any of you beautiful people on the list. I know it’s hard sometimes to seek out the hilarious from the mildly amusing and the sheer volume of semi-nonsense out there doesn’t help. If I was King again, all the semi-nonsense would be replaced with 120% full-fat nonsense with extra caffeine and free Rubik’s Cubes with pictures of your neighbor and your neighbors’ cats. If there are any countries out there that want to elect me to a position of great power and authority, please do. I understand responsibility as this picture clearly shows:
I was amused, but DID NOT LAUGH! Did I stay off the list?
This is such a tough call Mike. I think I might have to put you on a new list. I mean, you did not laugh and yet, you read the post!
If I had the power I would elect you King of my imaginary world, where everyone loved anchovies on their pizza,cats were toilet trained and everybody truly loves Raymond. I should also inform you I’m still on very potent painkillers from trying to throw a Captain and Tennille CD from a tall building. I hope keeps me off your list.
Nuff said, you’re off the list!
Oops! What do I have to do to get off your list?
You’re so far from the list that you’re in a different time-zone.
And here I was going to support you for King of the World– at least the Bon Jovi hating world!
Please do, I need all the support I can get!