A Dog’s Life – What a Lie
There is no bigger lie than the phrase, “Working like a dog.” Mojo naps on her plush doggie bed, snorting dreamy sighs before her evening walk. Collapsing on the couch, my husband and I […]
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No Kitty Noses in the Banana Bread!
Dear Cat: 1. Cats cannot taste sweetness in food. Your taste buds are not built that way. Mine are. 2. Cats don’t like bananas. 3. Therefore, cats do not like banana bread, which is sweet […]
Equine Author Noah Vail and his Human Muse Mary Farr Win Three Book Festival Awards
We love to shout out the accomplishments of HO writers and this one is definitely one the “Neigh” about. Read below about Mary Farr and her equine voice Noah Vail. Congratulations Mary on your wit, […]
How the Cat Steals the Bed
First, Kitty gets bored with whatever she is doing and decides to take a nap. Cats sleep about 16 hours a day, so this is not unusual. Next, Kitty jumps onto the bed, lies down, […]
Honk if You Like Cats
Not to be outdone by YouTube, /Cats. Where They Do Not Belong, LOL Cats and everybody else, I give you my version of the Cute Kitty Picture. My cat Harmony was happy to stay in […]
Ryan Gosling should break up with Eva Mendes because….
I’m sure Ryan is reading this, as I’m sure he reads all of my writing. He doesn’t come out and say he likes what I write, but I know he’s reading. So Ryan, here are […]
Dear Neighborhood Skunk:
Although my cat and I appreciate the fragrance demonstration that you gave us last night from the yard outside, we think it would be more neighborly of you to spray it toward the street the […]
HumorOutcasts Radio – Interview with Nancy Berk and Mom
In honor of my mom’s 81st birthday, I invited her (Fran) and Nancy Berk to be my guests. Fran dished on Italian cooking, her experiences with acting and modeling, her life with four children and […]
So, My Dogs Sing Christmas Carols
As many of you know, the holiday season is a time of year when we all could use a few more hours in the day. Personally, I find it tough to write, meet deadlines […]