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My Communist Cat

June 18, 2019 Jimmy Francis
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The Ten Commandments for Cats

January 6, 2014 Kathy Minicozzi

1. Thou shalt acknowledge thy human as master, obey her in all things, and neither bite nor scratch thy master for as long as thou shalt live. 2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any […]

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No Kitty Noses in the Banana Bread!

November 30, 2013November 30, 2013 Kathy Minicozzi

Dear Cat: 1. Cats cannot taste sweetness in food. Your taste buds are not built that way. Mine are. 2. Cats don’t like bananas. 3. Therefore, cats do not like banana bread, which is sweet […]

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