Twelve Days of Omicron Christmas

For the twelve days of Christmas Covid meant to me:

12 test swabs coming
11 surface wipings
10 nurses weeping
9 Fox hosts ranting
8 masks gone missing
7 theaters dimming
6 hairs a-graying
5 foregone flings
4 call-in zooms
3 forlorn friends
2 sterile gloves
And Dr. Fauci again on TV