Online Herbs for Witchcraft
I cook many different dishes from around the world. This means I require herbs from all over as well. Many of these herbs cannot simply be found near my fair city of Poway, California. So […]
Year: 2022
New Year’s Traditions From Around the World
In Italy, they throw old dishes and glasses out their windows. In Latin countries, women wear yellow underwear for good luck and red for success in love. In America, people blow noisemakers and pretend to […]
Representative-Elect Santos Denies That He Ever Claimed to Have a Penis, Asserting Instead That He is Only “Pen-ish”
Serial liar George Santos, the Republican politician who recently admitted that he is not Jewish (just Jew-ish), has now acknowledged that a misunderstanding has arisen concerning his fondness for writing in longhand. “Yes, I am definitely […]
Sense About Scents
Scientists tell us that scent is the strongest link to memory: who can forget French writer Marcel Proust and his little madeleines? Of course you can’t forget it if you never read Proust, which you […]
Ripping the Headlines, 12/25/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with […]
As Use of Suppressants Spreads, Scientists Fear “Big Cough” Theory
FLORISSANT, Missouri. You can take away his beer and his coffee when he comes down with a head cold, but don’t–under any circumstances–try to separate local plumber Jim Everidge from his NyQuil. “I try to […]
How to Cheer Up a Sad Song
It is one of the most difficult problems of aesthetic philosophy: What do we mean when we say that a song or poem is sad? I’ve read Aristotle, Kant, Croce–Benedetto, not Jim–all the big names. […]
Other Gun Rights Organizations Put NRA Out of It’s Misery.
Other Gun Rights Organizations Put NRA Out Of It’s Misery. “It had to be done.” stated Max Warner of the Americans For The Right To Blow Away Trespassers association when interviewed about the mass annihilation […]
How to Celebrate Boxing Day
To celebrate Boxing Day, I shall put something in a box. This is a box – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks […]