Online Herbs for Witchcraft

I cook many different dishes from around the world. This means I require herbs from all over as well. Many of these herbs cannot simply be found near my fair city of Poway, California. So today, I browsed Amazon.

There are dozens of sites selling herbs for witchcraft. Okay! But don’t you know, there are many people who aren’t witchcraft masters. Lots of us are completely untutored in witchcraft ways. I am one of them

But Amazon sells herbal witchcraft kits for beginners. I can now practice witchcraft.  I can! I can!

You better not rile me.


– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.

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