What This Country Needs
Be afraid of shredded meat, be very afraid This country desperately needs shredded beef, pork, and chicken that doesn’t stick in our teeth. We get irriated when shredded meat gets stuck between our […]
Tag: neighborhood
Tour de My Neighborhood
Every year June and July come around. And with them comes the famous, weeks-long bicycle race, the Tour de France, prompting me to consider at last acting on my New Year’s resolution to […]
Warning! Neighborhood Break-in
We’ve recently had several break-ins in my neighborhood. Thankfully, no one has been hurt. The thought of a break-in is very scary to me. The funny thing is that I really don’t care about whether […]
Resident Always Thought Something Like This Would Happen In His Neighborhood
Last night police responded to a grisly murder at the Terrace View Apartments in Camden, New Jersey. Details were even held back from the press due to their intensely graphic nature. While most residents were […]
Negotiating with the neighbors
I’m bargaining with my neighbor to shovel our driveway. The only thing I can promise in return is not to do naked yoga with open windows. It’s a really strong negotiating tool. Downward […]