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What This Country Needs

February 16, 2025 Paul De Lancey

    Be afraid of shredded meat, be very afraid This country desperately needs shredded beef, pork, and chicken that doesn’t stick in our teeth. We get irriated when shredded meat gets stuck between our […]

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