Unicorn Bites #508
My 4-year-old daughter wants anything she sees in a commercial. Today I had to explain to her why I can’t get her Viagra. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 23, 2014 Navy recruiter: Any experience at […]
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Dear truck driver who tried to hit on me today while driving
Dear trucker who tried to hit on me today, Yes, I saw you. How could I not? You were hauling 5 tons of equipment as you drove past me, making motions with your tongue that […]