Vacation Values
Americans only take about half of the paid vacation days they are eligible for according to a recent survey. The reason is fear: fear of falling behind or losing their jobs or missing something important […]
Tag: work
Snarky Answers to Those Silly Job Interview Questions
Have you ever been on a job interview where the interviewer has pulled out a whole bunch of required questions? Have you ever had to sit there like a dummy because the only answer you […]
Unicorn Bites 7/25/14
Me: Work was AWFUL. Wife: All the kids pooped through their clothes at the same time. I put them in the tub & cried Me:*goes back to work* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 25, 2014 […]
Unicorn Bites 4/1/14
I don’t recycle because if I set aside all my empty bottles and cans I’d have to admit I’m an alcoholic. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 1, 2014 I’ve been drinking coffee for so long […]
Unicorn Bites 3/28/14
Things women do when they play hard to get: 1) block your phone number 2) move 3) marry someone else Don’t give up on her, bro. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 28, 2014 Me: Where […]
Unicorn Bites 3/12/14
Boss: Your outfit is inappropriate Me: It’s casual day B: You’re in stormtrooper armor M: Am I overdressed? I have a sleeveless version. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 12, 2014 I admire optimists. It takes […]
Unicorn Bites 2/20/14
Sorry I didn’t hold the door for you but I was afraid you’d make awkward small talk. That’s why I locked the door & blocked it with a chair. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 20, […]
Unicorn Bites 2/18/14
Wife: Do you want this piece of cheese? I dropped it Me: Are you seriously offering me food off the floor? W: M: W: M: W: M:*eats it* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 18, 2014 […]
Who Put This Banana in the Drawer?
I have a way of finding things in unusual places. Take, for example, the time I found one of my socks on the kitchen floor, next to the door. It was just one gray and […]
What emails and my waistline have in common
Getting my emails to a manageable number is much like getting my weight to a manageable number. Both are great in theory, and neither are made better with a one-pound bag of Skittles. […]