Unicorn Bites 8/26/13
Raising a 1-year-old is like dealing with a raccoon. I have to put the food out of reach and secure all trashcans. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 26, 2013 The best time to […]
Tag: work
Proper Work Etiquette: A Cautionary Tale
I wish it was socially acceptable in the U.S. to take a nap at work. Unfortunately, they frown upon that behavior, especially when it’s done in the conference room in the middle of the […]
Brilliant suggestions for hotel freebies
I’m in and out of hotels quite a bit for work. With all the room keys I’ve collected, I know how a prostitute must feel. Well, without the Pelvic Inflammatory Disorder. As a hotel guru, […]
The Past aka Happier Times
If there’s one thing I’m really good at, it’s time mismanagement. Between Bon Jovi hating, work, lavishing Jill Y with shoes, convincing the world I’m a genius and trying to figure out how magnets work, […]
Sisters Unite!
The Wall Street Journal recently published an article about “Queen Bees”. A Queen Bee refers to a woman who rises to an executive position at a company and then bullies the people below her. Basically, […]
Resolutions I Ought to Make But Probably Won’t
For years now, my one New Year’s resolution has been to make no resolutions. This year will be different, because I will at least think of some things that ought to be done better in […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember: The Office
1. If you must call your boss a frog f***ing freak of nature, do not do it on Facebook. 2. If you must cuss in the office, do it in a language that nobody there […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember: The Workplace
It isn’t advisable to tell your boss to take the project he just assigned you and shove it up his ass. He might shove it up yours instead. It would be awfully embarrassing to have […]