Skip to content
25 Sep, 2026
Recent Humor
The Lyin’ King took his cell phone from Natalie Harp’s bag when she wasn’t looking. Minutes later Grok went crying to Leon Musk, said it had “seen some things” and would like to turn itself off forever…
The Sylvia Plath Foreclosure Sale
Haiku: The Art of the Steel
My Poetic Life Insurance Exam
I fed Trump false information to see if he would leak it to Putin…
  • Writers
    • A – F
    • H – M
    • N – S
HumorOutcasts.com

HumorOutcasts.com

The Place to Take a Humor Break

  • Home
  • Home
  • About
  • Writing for HO and other FAQs
    • Becoming A HumorOutcasts Writer
  • Contact
    • Advertise With Us
    • Privacy Statement
    • Terms and Conditions
    • E-Mail Updates
  • Admin Posts
  • Ongoing Series
    • Angel Pays a Visit
    • Brian Kiley’s Twitter Comedy
    • Cooking and Recipes
    • Paul Lander’s Tweet Wisdom
    • Sparks Brief
    • TireMatch
  • HO Podcasts
    • audio converter for podcasts
  • HO Press
  • Home
  • CEO

Tag: CEO

Why Editors Are Import, #1 Trump Awards . . .

April 21, 2021April 21, 2021 Paul De Lancey

Whoa, I wouldn’t expect to get much production out of a company that has been given $1.3. Suppose the CEO gets a coffee from the company cafeteria for $1.25. Subtract that from the award of […]

Share this Post:
LifestyleCEO, coffee, comic chef, cookbook, editors, good food, hunks, Important, Lutheran, Paul De Lancey, pocalyptic, recipes, research and development, thriller, Trump

The Initials ‘CEO’ Now Have A Whole New Meaning

September 27, 2017 rfreed

At one time in our no-so-distant past the term ‘CEO’, meaning ‘Chief Executive Officer’, was invented to replace the perfectly good word ‘President’ as the title for the person heading up a company or corporation. At […]

Share this Post:
Fictionbusiness, capitalists, CEO, craven eunich ogre, economy, money whores

The Tumblr Puzzle

May 21, 2013May 21, 2013 Mario Turchiarolo

Tumblr CEO was on GMA today. I didn’t know he was a high school dropout. Which explains why he didn’t know how to spell tumbler correctly.

Share this Post:
2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Lifestyle, TechnologyCEO, High School Dropout, humor, spelling, tumblr

Kathy’s Points to Remember: The Workplace

October 1, 2012 Kathy Minicozzi

It isn’t advisable to tell your boss to take the project he just assigned you and shove it up his ass. He might shove it up yours instead. It would be awfully embarrassing to have […]

Share this Post:
7 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Words to Think UponCEO, funny, funny lists, humor, Kathy Minicozzi, mailroom, office, random thought, receptionist, work, workplace

Yahoo’s CEO

May 14, 2012May 14, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Yahoo’s CEO’s stepping down after being accused of lying on his CV. He wrote; “CEO of a ‘search-engine’ used by more than two people”

Share this Post:
3 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The DayCEO, humor, lying, Yahoo

CEO Best Buy Bites the Dust

April 11, 2012April 11, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Best Buy’s CEO has quit after 28 years. It’s a shame Best Buy didn’t buy the $39.99 extended protection plan on its executives.    

Share this Post:
1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Daybest buy, CEO, guarantee, humor

Is IBM CEO Not Seeing Red for Not Getting Green

April 6, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

As it turns out, green is not the favorite color of IBM CEO Ginni Rometty—at least when it comes to the green blazer of The Masters Golf Tournament.  Traditionally, the CEO of the companies that […]

Share this Post:
4 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Lifestyle, SportsAugusta, CEO, golf, green blazers, humor, IBM, No Women Allowed, The Masters

RSS and More

  • Log in
  • Entries feed
  • Comments feed
  • WordPress.org
New Release
Ramo to the Rescue
By Donna Cavanagh Published by Shorehouse Books
Ramo to the Rescue
Available in Paperback and Kindle


New Release
Funny as Hell: Short Essays to Make You Laugh
By Bill Specer and HumorOutcasts Press

Available in Paperback and Kindle



New Release
Uranus Is Always Funny: Short Essays to Make You Laugh
By Bill Spencer
Uranus Is Always Funny
Available in Paperback and Kindle



Comments Are Part Of The Fun, Recent Comments

Bill Spencer on The Lyin’ King took his cell p…
Bill Spencer on I fed Trump false information…
Bill Spencer on If a tree falls in a forest an…
Bill Spencer on “I craft reality for those who…
Mark R Hunter on A Generic Husband’s Apology Le…
Bill Spencer on As Robert De Niro waits, talki…
Mark R Hunter on Truth Is Stranger, I’ve…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on How long is a noodle?..
Bill Y "The Legendar… on “We’ve removed the…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on I’m not a professional calcula…

Archives

Blogroll

  • Billy Dees and Perfect Media Prods
  • Daniela V. Gitlin
  • Desire to Inspire
  • HeartPrints.com – Mary Mooney blog
  • Lee Gaitan Blog
  • Paul De Lancey's Blog
  • You Just Have to Laugh -Cathy Sikorski





Help Keep HumorOutcasts Going!

Daily Musings

Haiku: The Art of the Steel

Cartoon: Thank Gott Almighty….

And This Week’s Karmic Kick in the Nuts Award Winner Is …

Top Posts & Pages

  • The Lyin’ King took his cell phone from Natalie Harp’s bag when she wasn’t looking. Minutes later Grok went crying to Leon Musk, said it had "seen some things" and would like to turn itself off forever…
    The Lyin’ King took his cell phone from Natalie Harp’s bag when she wasn’t looking. Minutes later Grok went crying to Leon Musk, said it had "seen some things" and would like to turn itself off forever…
  • I'm a Pepper, he's a Pepper,  she's a Pepper, we're a Pepper.     Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too?     Be a Pepper. Drink Dr Pepper…
    I'm a Pepper, he's a Pepper, she's a Pepper, we're a Pepper. Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too? Be a Pepper. Drink Dr Pepper…
  • The Sound of Music Interviews: Catching Up with The Kids
    The Sound of Music Interviews: Catching Up with The Kids
  • Tired of All Those Christmas Brag Letters?
    Tired of All Those Christmas Brag Letters?
  • MAGA - The Alternative Meanings Of The Infamous Initials.
    MAGA - The Alternative Meanings Of The Infamous Initials.
  • The Time I Saved Ten Lives
    The Time I Saved Ten Lives
  • Snooki, Kid Rock and the GOP
    Snooki, Kid Rock and the GOP
  • Cary Grant's Underpants
    Cary Grant's Underpants
  • Settling the Grigori Perelman Family Feud
    Settling the Grigori Perelman Family Feud
  • Highlights--Or Lowlights--of a Junk Mail Folder
    Highlights--Or Lowlights--of a Junk Mail Folder
Copyright © HumorOutcasts.com All rights reserved.
Magazine Plus by WEN Themes