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Why Editors Are Import, #1 Trump Awards . . .

April 21, 2021April 21, 2021 Paul De Lancey

Whoa, I wouldn’t expect to get much production out of a company that has been given $1.3. Suppose the CEO gets a coffee from the company cafeteria for $1.25. Subtract that from the award of […]

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The Initials ‘CEO’ Now Have A Whole New Meaning

September 27, 2017 rfreed

At one time in our no-so-distant past the term ‘CEO’, meaning ‘Chief Executive Officer’, was invented to replace the perfectly good word ‘President’ as the title for the person heading up a company or corporation. At […]

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The Tumblr Puzzle

May 21, 2013May 21, 2013 Mario Turchiarolo

Tumblr CEO was on GMA today. I didn’t know he was a high school dropout. Which explains why he didn’t know how to spell tumbler correctly.

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Lifestyle, TechnologyCEO, High School Dropout, humor, spelling, tumblr

Kathy’s Points to Remember: The Workplace

October 1, 2012 Kathy Minicozzi

It isn’t advisable to tell your boss to take the project he just assigned you and shove it up his ass. He might shove it up yours instead. It would be awfully embarrassing to have […]

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7 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Words to Think UponCEO, funny, funny lists, humor, Kathy Minicozzi, mailroom, office, random thought, receptionist, work, workplace

Yahoo’s CEO

May 14, 2012May 14, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Yahoo’s CEO’s stepping down after being accused of lying on his CV. He wrote; “CEO of a ‘search-engine’ used by more than two people”

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3 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The DayCEO, humor, lying, Yahoo

CEO Best Buy Bites the Dust

April 11, 2012April 11, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Best Buy’s CEO has quit after 28 years. It’s a shame Best Buy didn’t buy the $39.99 extended protection plan on its executives.    

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Is IBM CEO Not Seeing Red for Not Getting Green

April 6, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

As it turns out, green is not the favorite color of IBM CEO Ginni Rometty—at least when it comes to the green blazer of The Masters Golf Tournament.  Traditionally, the CEO of the companies that […]

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