Recently,via Facebook, I again invited Mr. Trump, candidate for the Republican party, to engage me in open debate. He didn’t respond, However, his people are flooding my internet connection with ads asking me to donate to his campaign. There are only reasons for this disappointing behavior.
1) He thinks he’s so great, that he can demand money from the Bacon & Chocolate party to debate him.
2) His would be rich donors are so dismayed by the manifest result of Bacon & Chocolate sweeping to victory in November that they have stopped throwing away their wealth on him. As a result Mr. Trump is desperate for money. He’s taken to asking me, his competitor, for money. Sad.
Contact Mr. Trump and urge him, to debate me, Paul R. De Lancey, of the Bacon & Chocolate Party free of charge. Oh heck, in the spirit of forgiveness I’ll cook him a lutefisk-and-cheddar-cheesefeast. Make America grate again.
Candidate Trump can be contacted at:
Thank you for your concern in the democratic process.
Bacon & Chocolate Party
Information on Bacon & Chocolate Party thoughts and goals.
– Paul R. De Lancey
Future president of the United States of America.
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2 thoughts on “I Challenge Donald Trump to Debate. His Campaign Asks for a Donation”
Bacon and chocolate will bring us together. Stop the bacon and chocolate hating. I don’t want to live in a world without bacon and chocolate.
Oh, and one more thing: isn’t “bacon and chocolate party” redundant?
It is redundant, but the party part is necessary for filing with the electoral commission.
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