SPAM Sandwich
Today we have a guest writer. I am trying to open up HO to writers who have helped us out in the past and this talented woman, Beth Rubin, is one of them. I am […]
Tag: money
Who The Hell Is Watching Me?
I am convinced there is a higher force watching over us, but not the kindly, altruistic, divine type you’re thinking of. No, this one is much more sinister and devious and, well, greedy. It’s the […]
Unicorn Bites 4/14/14
1-year-old: *walks in with a handful of Pringles* Me: You can’t have those for breakfast. 1: *hands me one* Me: I didn’t see anything. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 14, 2014 Me: *walks in the […]
Unicorn Bites 3/22/14
Me: Do you want me to put your hair in a bun? 3-year-old: NO! My hair isn’t a hamburger. Touché. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 23, 2014 The former child star on “Two and a […]
Coupon Cravings
I’m an addict. A full blown addict. My drug of choice? Normally it’s Chipotle burritos, but lately it’s become coupons and online shopping. I can’t get enough. I’m a junkie and nothing makes me feel more alive […]
Kickstarter Hacked!
On Wednesday, law enforcement officials contacted Kickstarter to inform them hackers had gained access to their customers’ information. What makes this situation awkward is the hackers were able to commit their crime by raising money […]
Confessions of a Hopeless Shopper
I can’t walk into any retail establishment and come out with only what I intended to buy. I must have inherited this trait from my father, because all of my immediate female ancestors were great […]
Girl Scouts Prepare Girls For Future of Working for the Man
Girl Scouts of America is once again working hard to rigorously prepare young American girls for the future. It’s most likely a future of working insane hours and making huge sacrifices in a futile struggle […]
Ask What You Can Do For Your Country
We’ve all heard of the Trickle Down Theory. This self-serving fantasy promoted by the rich holds that cutting taxes on upper incomes leads to job creation and spurs economic activity. In reality most of that […]