Unicorn Bites 12/31/13
3-year-old: Daddy, don’t dance while you drive. Me: Fine. When should I dance? 3: Never. She’s a prodigy at being ashamed of me. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 31, 2013 Our 1-year-old has […]
Tag: money
How Not to Run Out of Money in Retirement: Tips from a Non-Financial Expert
Today, I saw a headline on my news feed “How Not To Run Out of Money in Retirement”. The article made suggestions such as saving (duh), paying off your house, not using credit cards (again, […]
Climbing My Family Tree Once More
I should tell you about my Uncle Philbert, the eccentric billionaire. He was always afraid we’d be after him for money. He was right. So he cleaned out all his bank accounts, faked his own […]
It’s all about the money, money, money.
When you love your partner as much as I’m supposed to, you tend to exaggerate the truth to such an extent that it takes on a life of its own and reads like an episode […]
In My Wildest Dreams
Have you ever found yourself daydreaming about something WAY out of any possibility for you, unless you win the Powerball lottery, inherit a fortune or suddenly develop more skills than any known human ever possessed? […]
Money Well Spent
If I had a dollar, every time someone said if I had a dollar, I’d have two dollars to give them to shut them the hell up. Yes, I know this is a run-on-sentence . […]
Tiger Woods
If you watch Tiger Woods’ life in reverse, it’s about a shitty golfer who becomes a great golfer after he cheats on his wife, instantly doubling his net worth, and ends with his dad beating […]