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Kathy’s Points to Remember

March 5, 2017

The early bird catches the worm. Therefore, it is not advantageous to be an early worm.

Don’t put all your eggs in one basket, unless you hate having both hands full. In that case, if you put all your eggs in one basket you can use one hand for other things, like hailing a taxi to help you carry all those eggs home.

Your guess is as good as mine, unless one of us knows the answer, in which case the other one is screwed.

Actions speak louder than words, unless someone is REALLY shouting.

… like this!

A penny for your thoughts, unless I don’t care what you are thinking. In that case, forget it. I won’t pay.

Don’t beat around the bush. Bushes have feelings, too.

I’ll cross that bridge when I come to it. If I try to cross a bridge that isn’t there, I’ll look pretty stupid.

Do not cry over spilt milk. Let the cat have it.

… like this one

Drastic times call for drastic measures – or running away as fast as you can.

Kathy Minicozzi

Kathy Minicozzi is an opera singer turned aspiring writer, who lives somewhere in New York City. In other words, she's weird, but harmless. She is the author of "Opera for People Who Don't Like It," in which she turns the world of opera and its performers upside down while, at the same time, making it understandable to non-opera lovers and making everyone laugh.

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6 Responses to Kathy’s Points to Remember

  1. Bill Y "The Legend" Ledden
    March 11, 2017 at 9:11 am

    Actions speak louder than words unless words have a microphone or a megaphone or something.

  2. March 7, 2017 at 11:21 pm

    I’m told the early worm has a death wish…

  3. Deb Martin-Webster
    March 7, 2017 at 3:35 pm

    Or early to bed and early to rise however if there’s no coffee it’s take a long walk off a short pier. 😉

    • March 7, 2017 at 6:08 pm

      Bwahahaha! I missed that one! 😀

  4. March 5, 2017 at 9:50 pm

    That’s funny. I always thought beating around the bush meant something else…never mind.

    • March 6, 2017 at 3:34 pm

      Either you mean what I think you mean, or I just have a dirty mind! 😉 😀

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