Kathy’s Points to Remember
1) Never stick a pencil up your nose. Lead doesn’t smell good. Neither do rubber erasers. 2) Do not wear flip-flops in a snowstorm. One of them will come off and blow away. You will […]
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Kathy’s Points to Remember: Suggestions for New Year’s Resolutions
I will stop tickling the cat when she is not looking. I will at least attempt to go on a diet – for a few days, anyway. I promise to get rid of all the […]
Haven’t You Ever Wondered —
1. Why does Santa Claus use reindeer to pull his sleigh? Why doesn’t he use dogs, like everyone else up north? 2. Why does Princess Leia wear those dumb braids that make her look like […]
How to Write Funny
In this lesson, I will cover whatever comes to my mind first. This could be just as surprising to me as to you. For f***k sake, DON’T TRY TO ANALYZE HUMOR! Nothing kills humor faster […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember
Don’t buy Royal Doulton if all you can afford is that stuff in the Dollar Store. If you wait long enough, maybe one of your elderly relatives will leave you her good china. If she […]
Creative Sick Time
For the last three days I have been stuck at home, throwing off a stubborn virus that made its second appearance in two weeks in my body. If you are like me, even if you […]
When I Was Your Age …
One of the things that I am determined NOT to become is a cranky old person. Okay, it’s easy to see why a lot of old people turn into curmudgeons. It can be hard to […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember
You’re only as fat as you feel, and I feel like having more ice cream. It’s hot outside, and the body needs to be cooled, preferably with something that tastes good. Pizza contains protein and […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember: Special Summer Edition
A. You know it’s summer when: … you lose five pounds in two hours just from sweating … you go to your favorite quiet spot in the local park and find it occupied by ten […]
I Hate These Things and So Would You!
Bagpipes. If any musical instrument can be called an invention of Satan, it’s the bagpipe. It wouldn’t be so bad if bagpipes were confined to the Scottish Highlands, where the quaintness factor makes them bearable […]