Unicorn Bites 1/23/14
Me: I know everything. Ask me any question. 3-year-old: How do airplanes work? Me: Magic. Next question. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 23, 2014 I always knew I’d end up drunk in a gutter. I […]
Me: I know everything. Ask me any question. 3-year-old: How do airplanes work? Me: Magic. Next question. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 23, 2014 I always knew I’d end up drunk in a gutter. I […]
1. Why does Santa Claus use reindeer to pull his sleigh? Why doesn’t he use dogs, like everyone else up north? 2. Why does Princess Leia wear those dumb braids that make her look like […]
The other night, I was diligently working from my home office when my husband interrupted to ask me a question. Okay, so maybe I wasn’t doing so much of my actual work that earns me a paycheck. Perhaps when […]