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I Need Some Gas Money

January 14, 2024January 14, 2024 Paul De Lancey

The great duo of Jan and Dean  had a great hit with their superb, “Gas Money.” In this song, the only thing preventing the driver and his companion from going out and having fun is […]

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Words to Think Uponactors, angst, bass fishing, bordello, donation plate, gas money, Jan and Dean, Louis Armstrong, mashed potatoes, mass, motoring, rocket fuel, sleeping pills, sod, yacht

Strange Club

February 23, 2015 Paul De Lancey

About an hour from the Pacific Ocean and in a canyon in the southeast corner of San Diego County there is a sign proclaiming, “Canyon Yacht and Gun Club.” This club intrigues me tremendously. How […]

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Powerball, Lake Como and George Clooney: Is This Too Much to Ask?

May 4, 2011January 3, 2012 Stephanie Queen

I  went into 7-11 to buy a lottery ticket because I am convinced I am destined to win the Powerball jackpot. I know that most people think playing the lottery is a waste of money, […]

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7 CommentsEveryday Life, LifestyleGeorge Clooney, humor, Lake Como, Las Vegas, lottery, Powerball, royalty, yacht

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