Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/19/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Mexico City, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, […]
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/20/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoftis for. And, as in the case with anything […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/15/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Tesla, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as […]
SPARKS BRIEF: Trump Royally Screwed
London – According to Royal Commentator, Sir Harvey Bristol Cream, Queen Elizabeth II escaped the country to Balmoral Castle, Scotland after her July 13 meeting with Donald Trump. Cream stated the Queen ordered a fumigation […]
Peanut Sauce and Ape Actors
Beninese Appetizer PEANUT SAUCE INGREDIENTS 1 small tomato 1 small onion 2 tablespoons peanut oil 1½ tablespoons chili powder ¼ teaspoon salt 1 cube MaggiTM beef bouillon* 1 cup water 10 tablespoons smooth peanut butter […]
His Royal Highness the Prince of Cambridge
“This calls for a celebration. Break out the gin!” Queen Elizabeth upon hearing the news of the royal birth. “This calls for a celebration. Break out the gin!” Queen Elizabeth after checking on her goldfish […]