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The Savior and the Sonogram?

April 21, 2016
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jesuscrossA woman in Indiana got a big surprise when she looked at the sonogram of her soon-to-arrive baby. There, in the midst of her womb was an image of what her relatives and friends say is Jesus on the cross.  Astounded that her womb could house both the Savior and his cross, the pregnant mother-to-be asked three questions:

 

 

  • He’s arriving for the second time; can’t he make an entrance without a uterus?
  • Does this qualify as a virgin birth?

And finally,

  • This is a C-section right?

Donna Cavanagh

Donna Cavanagh is founder of HumorOutcasts.com (HO) and the partner publishing company, HumorOutcasts Press which now includes the labels Shorehouse Books and Corner Office Books (HOPress-Shorehousebooks.com). As "den mother" to the more than 100 aspiring and accomplished writers, producers, comics and authors, Cavanagh's goal is to allow creativity to flow. She is a former journalist who made an unscheduled stop into humor more than 20 years ago. Her syndicated columns helped her gain a national audience when her work landed in the pages of First Magazine and USA Today. She teaches the how-to lessons of humor and publishing at conferences and workshops throughout the country including The Philadelphia Writers' Conference and Erma Bombeck Writers Workshop. The author of four humor books, Cavanagh hopes her latest book, How to Write and Share Humor: Techniques to Tickle Funny Bones and Win Fans, will encourage writers not only to embrace their humor talents but show them off as well.

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6 Responses to The Savior and the Sonogram?

  1. Kathy Minicozzi
    April 27, 2016 at 3:42 pm

    Someone should tell this woman that you are supposed to wear a crucifix on a chain, around your neck, not inside your body. 😉

  2. April 25, 2016 at 2:27 pm

    Snicker.

  3. Deb Martin-Webster
    April 24, 2016 at 6:22 pm

    Ouch, the cross is bad enough, but the nails. . . man, that’s one delivery that’s gonna hurt. Can I get an Amen!

  4. Bill Y Ledden
    April 24, 2016 at 5:10 am

    Is it a bit too late for a divine intervention?

  5. Bill Spencer
    April 21, 2016 at 4:53 pm

    Womb with a view.

    • April 21, 2016 at 8:47 pm

      When he comes out he will be thinking “wow, tough womb!”



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