Me: Do you want a ponytail for our trip to the zoo? 4-year-old: No. A lion will eat it. Safety first.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 13, 2014
I’ve done a great job educating my kids. My 2-year-old called every animal at the zoo a monkey. Except for the rhino. That was a dinosaur.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 13, 2014
[at the aquarium] 4-year-old: Daddy, what fish is making all those bubbles? Me: That’s the air filter. 4: It’s my favorite.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 14, 2014
Me: I’m a dreamer. Coworker: Me, too. I love to think about the future. Me: Oh. I just like to sleep.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 13, 2014
In case you thought kids like having siblings, my daughters fought over what color the dress is that’s being worn by their imaginary friend.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 13, 2014