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My Lame Utah National Parks Vacation

November 30, 2021November 25, 2021 Tim Jones

I don’t want to sound negative, but my recent two-week vacation visiting all five of Utah’s national parks was, well, disappointing. I was utterly unimpressed. Utah contains five national parks that they call The Mighty […]

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National Debt Forces U.S. to Give Away States

April 15, 2017April 15, 2017 rfreed

The national debt has reached $13 trillion. In an effort to pay off this enormous amount, the federal government has started giving away States to our debtors overseas. The first to go was New Jersey, […]

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Caution Is Advised

February 3, 2014February 3, 2014 Thomas Sullivan

The other day at the gym I was taking a break from doing workout sets. To be honest, I wasn’t feeling drained from physical exertion. No, I was sick of women bugging me by asking […]

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4 CommentsFictionauto thefts, funny, humor, humoroutcasts, leaving cars running, sister wives, stay in garage with doors closed, stopping cars from being stolen, Thomas Sullican, utah

Diet Innovation

January 6, 2014January 6, 2014 Thomas Sullivan

You know how it goes with diets. You stick with them for a while, but then buckle and crack open that bag of Funyuns. What’s the central problem here? Correct, you don’t really believe in […]

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RV Adventures to the National Parks – Day 10: Rock Springs, WY to Steamboat Springs, CO

August 3, 2012August 6, 2012 Richard Spall

So as usual, we spend a little more time than expected, the present robs from the future…and then all of a sudden we find ourselves in a Walmart parking lot instead of our intended National […]

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Critics Say Utah Rectal Sonogram Law Goes Too Far

March 16, 2012March 16, 2012 Eric Hetvile

On the heels of Pennsylvania Governor Tom Corbett’s assertion that a transvaginal ultrasound is not an intrusive procedure “because I don’t have a vagina”, the Utah legislature is nearing passage of what would be the […]

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A slippery slope to AWESOME

July 13, 2011 Rick Snee

They warned us. They warned us that legalizing gay marriage would lead us down a slippery slope that would eventually see man-on-dog and woman-on-baby marriage. Well, it’s now clear that what happens on Broadway affects […]

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