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Faces filled with joy and cheer. What a magical time of year. Howdy Ho! It’s Weasel Stomping Day. Put your Viking helmet on. Spread that mayonnaise on the lawn. Don’t you know it’s Weasel Stomping Day? All the little girls and boys. Love that wonderful crunching noise. You’ll know what this day’s about. When you stomp a weasel’s guts right out. So, come along and have a laugh. Snap their weasely spines in half. Grab your boots and stomp your cares away. Hip hip hooray, it’s Weasel Stomping Day. People up and down the street. Crushing weasels beneath their feet. Why we do it, who can say? But it’s such a festive holiday. So let the stomping fun begin. Bash their weasely skulls right in. It’s tradition, that makes it okay. Hey everyone, it’s Weasel Stomping. We’ll have some fun on Weasel Stomping. Put down your gun, it’s Weasel Stomping Day. Hip Hip Hooray, it’s Weasel Stomping Day. Weasel Stomping Day.
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My Lame Utah National Parks Vacation

November 30, 2021November 25, 2021 Tim Jones

I don’t want to sound negative, but my recent two-week vacation visiting all five of Utah’s national parks was, well, disappointing. I was utterly unimpressed. Utah contains five national parks that they call The Mighty […]

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1 CommentLifestylehiking, national parks, natural beauty, Travel, utah, Utah's national parks, Vacation

National Debt Forces U.S. to Give Away States

April 15, 2017April 15, 2017 rfreed

The national debt has reached $13 trillion. In an effort to pay off this enormous amount, the federal government has started giving away States to our debtors overseas. The first to go was New Jersey, […]

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3 CommentsPoliticsGeorge Soros, Liechtenstein, National debt, Oregon, utah

Caution Is Advised

February 3, 2014February 3, 2014 Thomas Sullivan

The other day at the gym I was taking a break from doing workout sets. To be honest, I wasn’t feeling drained from physical exertion. No, I was sick of women bugging me by asking […]

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4 CommentsFictionauto thefts, funny, humor, humoroutcasts, leaving cars running, sister wives, stay in garage with doors closed, stopping cars from being stolen, Thomas Sullican, utah

Diet Innovation

January 6, 2014January 6, 2014 Thomas Sullivan

You know how it goes with diets. You stick with them for a while, but then buckle and crack open that bag of Funyuns. What’s the central problem here? Correct, you don’t really believe in […]

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6 CommentsFictiondiet, diet according to your beliefs, funny, humor, humoroutcasts, hunger strikes, New Year, same sex marriage, South Beach, Thomas Sullivan, utah

RV Adventures to the National Parks – Day 10: Rock Springs, WY to Steamboat Springs, CO

August 3, 2012August 6, 2012 Richard Spall

So as usual, we spend a little more time than expected, the present robs from the future…and then all of a sudden we find ourselves in a Walmart parking lot instead of our intended National […]

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2 CommentsFictionDinosaur, Flaming Gorge, National Monument, rock springs, Steamboat Springs, utah, wyoming

Critics Say Utah Rectal Sonogram Law Goes Too Far

March 16, 2012March 16, 2012 Eric Hetvile

On the heels of Pennsylvania Governor Tom Corbett’s assertion that a transvaginal ultrasound is not an intrusive procedure “because I don’t have a vagina”, the Utah legislature is nearing passage of what would be the […]

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2 CommentsLifestyle, Politicsabortion, corbett, law, Pennsylvania, sonogram, transvaginal, utah

A slippery slope to AWESOME

July 13, 2011 Rick Snee

They warned us. They warned us that legalizing gay marriage would lead us down a slippery slope that would eventually see man-on-dog and woman-on-baby marriage. Well, it’s now clear that what happens on Broadway affects […]

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6 CommentsFictionkodi brown, lds, mormons, polygamy, sister wives, utah

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