Tag: Dennis Rodman
Oh Where, Oh Where can Kim Jong-un Be?Oh Where, Oh Where Can He Be?
Rumor has it that Kim Jong-un is missing. Apparently, the North Korean dictator has not been seen in over a month. Goverment sources have three theories on this deepening international mystery. 1. He is in […]
Unicorn Bites 1/9/14
Dennis Rodman: *goes to North Korea* *wins basketball game* *kills Kim Jong-un* N Koreans: You freed us! D: Nope *becomes new dictator* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 9, 2014 I saw a woman […]
Rodman Will Take Shots in North Korea?
Dennis Rodman has declared his love for his friend Kim Jong Un saying the young dictator is just misunderstood and that his rape and murdering ways are just his way of running his country the […]
Dennis Rodman and the Nobel Peace Prize
Dennis Rodman says he should be considered for the Nobel Prize for Peace. Okay, if he gets that award I get to be Miss America. And for the record, I would wear the tiara every […]
Rodman: Ping Pong vs Basketball Diplomacy
PING PONG vs BASKETBALL DIPLOMACY Dennis Rodman in North Korea, weirdest thing we’ve seen this year. We didn’t get all the pictures. We don’t know if he wore his calico dress or his formal nipple […]
Another Threat From North Korea
I saw on the news this morning that North Korea threatened a nuclear strike against the United States. That’s what you get when you send the Harlem Globetrotters and Dennis Rodman as your peace ambassadors. […]