Rumor has it that Kim Jong-un is missing. Apparently, the North Korean dictator has not been seen in over a month. Goverment sources have three theories on this deepening international mystery.
1. He is in the US preparing for next season’s “Dancing with the Stars”
2. He has relocated to the US for his new position as head of Discipline for the NFL
3. Dennis Rodman’s gym locker
They should look down. He gained so much weight he BECAME North Korea.
I think I saw him on the stage in “Wicked” last Friday night.
I’m pretty sure I saw him on the People of Walmart website.
Jeesh! We’ve played Hide N Seek with bin Laden, and now we’re doing it with Jong-un? Don’t those dictators ever tire of playing that game?
Fencing with the Stars would be cool as well.
You should submit that idea Paul!
I think he’s on the milk carton but I’ve been wrong about these things before.
Bill Y what would we do without your deductive talents?
Let us know when you find him!
We will shout it from the mountaintops Janie!
LOL! In between writing and publishing, you should become a detective!
You know I get antsy if I don’t write humor so I had an extra 15 minutes at 6:45 this morning Nancy! LOL
Love this, Donna! He is ripe fodder for us. Such a fine specimen of a man and world(?) leader. Gotta love the haircut. Wonder if my Hair Cuttery stylist could duplicate it.
It could be a new trend cut! I could see it taking off Beth!