Oh Where, Oh Where can Kim Jong-un Be?Oh Where, Oh Where Can He Be?

By: Mike Licht

Rumor has it that Kim Jong-un  is missing. Apparently, the North Korean dictator has not been seen in over a month.  Goverment sources have three theories on this deepening international mystery.

1. He is in the US preparing for next season’s “Dancing with the Stars”

2. He has relocated to the US for his new position as head of Discipline for the NFL

3. Dennis Rodman’s gym locker

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14 thoughts on “Oh Where, Oh Where can Kim Jong-un Be?Oh Where, Oh Where Can He Be?”

  1. Love this, Donna! He is ripe fodder for us. Such a fine specimen of a man and world(?) leader. Gotta love the haircut. Wonder if my Hair Cuttery stylist could duplicate it.

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