Study: Breast-Fed Babies Less Likely to Become North Korean-like

Baby_with_bottleBabies who are breast-fed in a nurturing environment are three times less likely to develop North Korean tendencies than bottle-fed infants, according to a study carried out by the Center for Offbeat Medical Research, University of Death Valley, CA.

The researchers looked at the early life records of more than 10,000 individuals and matched these to the number who developed North Korean character traits. Less than one percent of people who received their mother’s breast milk showed North Korean tendencies as they aged, compared to more than three percent of the individuals who were raised on artificial milk.

“The bottled-fed population showed symptoms of self-imposed isolation, belligerence, and extremely weak laugh muscles later in life, all classic symptoms of being North Korean,” said Professor Miles Marsupial, Director of the Center for Offbeat Medical Research.

Said Marsupial, “we are not recommending breast milk for all babies, but new mothers should be aware of the possible consequences when they decide not to breast feed.”

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