“In 1941, a magical hummingbird visited the People of North Korea foretelling the birth of Kim Jong Il. Later that year, the hummingbird’s prophecy was fulfilled atop Mount Paektu, the highest mountain ever. Kim Jong Il emerged, walking out from his mother’s Patriotic and Revolutionary vagina six months prematurely and without the aid of a physician, thus rendering the Korean medical community irrelevant. In shame, all doctors fled our Great and Innovative nation never to return.”
Forget Kim — the mother should be in charge. That’s one tough lady!
She’s as tough as nails!
Anything worth saying is worth repeating, I always say.
I always say it twice! 😉
Better a burrito supreme than a leader supreme, I always say.
Ah you would bring food into it now! 😉
Did she have to climb the mountain first before he walked out prematurely? So, either he was as tiny as that hummingbird or she has the most amazing lady parts anywhere.
I’m glad you asked that Don Don’s.
I have no idea! 😉
Handy having such a hummingbird. Does it do foretelling to order?
It sure does but only behind doors that we’ll never see!