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Author: Amy Abbott

Amy McVay Abbott is often cranky. She's been writing for publication since she was fourteen and covered the "School Beat" for a weekly newspaper. It was mostly downhill from there. Rather than scream, "Get outta my yard," she writes. Buy her books at https://www.amazon.com/Amy-McVay-Abbott/e/B00LI999SQ%3Fref=dbs_a_mng_rwt_scns_share

Loners Welcome New Neighbors

June 13, 2018 Amy Abbott

This morning was a perfectly agreeable weekend morning. We slept in, lovely bonus sleep time with no alarm clock demanding we rise. Fala, the cat, slept between us, and the air conditioning made it just […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Good Clean Funantisocial people, moving, new neighbors

The Agony of Getting to the Ecstacy

June 10, 2018June 12, 2018 Amy Abbott

The destination is the ecstasy—either the smooth marble temple or the legendary spires on ancient, fragile treasures or the craggy mountain and the red rocks or the white-pebbled, frothy shoreline. The travel is the agony—either […]

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2 CommentsLifestyleairports, flying, lines, TSA

Great Moments in Preparation

June 8, 2018June 8, 2018 Amy Abbott

President 45 on the upcoming summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, “Chicago Tribune,” “I don’t think I have to prepare very much,” Trump said. “It’s about attitude. It’s about willingness to get things […]

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3 CommentsFiction, Lifestyle

Putting Up with Pat and Vanna

June 4, 2018August 4, 2018 Amy Abbott

Every night, my husband and I watch “Wheel of Fortune.” We’ve watched it every night for the past 30-mumblemumble years. Did I mention we have no life? The high definition colors sweep across the TV […]

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1 CommentMovies & TVAmy McVay Abbott, Pat Sajak, satire, Vanna White, Wheel of Fortune, Woks and Pans

Chickens Coming Home to Roost

June 2, 2018 Amy Abbott

From 2010 — Sometimes when we drive to work together, my husband and I barely talk, or simply speak at each other in monosyllabic grunts. This quiet time reflects nothing on our long-term, happy relationship—it reflects […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Lifecutting off chicken's heads, eggs, roosters, suburban chickens, urban chickens

Roseanne: If Only We Had Known

May 30, 2018 Amy Abbott

Considering the cancellation of the Roseanne reboot, I’ve been thinking about one little girl. She’s 8-year-old Jayden Ray, a child of color, who played the daughter of Conner son, D.J. Can you imagine the conversations […]

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6 CommentsLifestyleABC Disney Roseanne, Jayden Rey, Roseanne

14-Foot Python Lost in Indy Neighborhood

May 24, 2018May 24, 2018 Amy Abbott

INDIANAPOLIS (AP) – Indianapolis-area police are warning people to be on the lookout for a 14-foot-long pet Burmese python that’s on the loose. The Beech Grove Police Department says the constrictor is missing from home […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, FictionIndy Python

Old Fogey’s Diary, Day One

May 23, 2018May 23, 2018 Amy Abbott

I am constantly explaining how things work to my elderly father. On a recent trip to visit my son, his grandson, in an east coast city, Dad couldn’t grasp the instant responses from Uber. I […]

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3 CommentsTechnologyseniors and technology

The Last Flu-zie on Earth

May 11, 2018 Amy Abbott

I have Influenza Type A. Yes, I am the last person in Indiana, United States, Planet Earth, Our Solar System to get this crud. Last weekend I thought I had a head cold. My husband […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleflu, flu humor, Influenza Type A

Rachel from Card Services and Other Annoyances

May 5, 2018May 6, 2018 Amy Abbott

People often ask me how I spend my time now that I no longer fly on the corporate trapeze. As a dinosaur with a landline,  I gab with Rachel from Card Services and “Brian” who […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle#jetsons, #rosietherobot, #seniorsandtechnology #digitalrevolution #resistingtechnology

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