UFOs, aliens, they’re out there! Scary, very scary. They’re inside our homes, our castles, as well. I’m terrified. Look at the pictures below. The photo on the left caught a UFO beaming up people for their hideous purposes. But at least that incident took place outside and at night where and when it’s always dangerous. But look at picture on the right. It’s a UFO. Indeed, it even looks like a whitewashed Starship Enterprise. I found it in my bathtub.
OMG, OMG, OMG. UFOs and aliens are even coming for us in our homes. My heart is racing. I need to take a nice, relaxing bath.
Oh wait . . .
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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Dang, I should have thought of that.
Well, I suppose there are worse places to be probed.
I know, I ‘d hate to be probed at WalMart. Or would the shoppers there even notice?
These aliens MUST be stoppered!