Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/25/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoftis for. And, as in the case with anything […]
Year: 2021
New Year’s Traditions From Around the World
In Italy, they throw old dishes and glasses out their windows. In Latin countries, women wear yellow underwear for good luck and red for success in love. In America, people blow noisemakers and pretend to […]
Tourist Spots for the Extreme Introvert
People-free paradise You say you’re an introvert? You say you really hate crowds? You hate them more than lutefisk, filing taxes, and paper cuts? Are you oh so […]
Wisdom for Dummies
As the designated driver at every party I go to, I can only guess that the alcohol allows the revelers to forget the worst of the past year and start the new one off just […]
Pols, Pundits Decry War on New Year’s Eve
NEW YORK. A collection of unlikely political bedfellows will gather in Times Square this morning to launch what they say is a rearguard action to defend New Year’s Eve from attacks by academia, the mainstream […]
Don’t Get Too Excited About 2022
2021 sucked. I mean, totally blew, as the kids say, which is the same as sucked in the same way people use flammable and inflammable. On a related note, 2021 was both flammable and inflammable. […]
Shrimp Cashew Stir Fry
Chinese Entree SHRIMP CASHEW STIR FRY INGREDIENTS 2 celery stalks3 dry red chiles or Thai chiles3 scallions or green onions3 tablespoons vegetable oil1½ tablespoons light soy sauce or soy sauce½ teaspoon sugar1 pound shrimp, pealed, […]
NCAA Promises that College Football Playoff Will Take Place Even if COVID Kills All Participants
In a decision yesterday that stunned everyone except those familiar with the organization, the NCAA announced that “nothing, not even death, will stop the College Football Playoff from being held on December 31st and January […]