Unicorn Bites 4/1/14
I don’t recycle because if I set aside all my empty bottles and cans I’d have to admit I’m an alcoholic. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 1, 2014 I’ve been drinking coffee for so long […]
Tag: Sun
Unicorn Bites 9/26/13
I’m surprised no one has made an iPad app for the 10 Commandments yet. It seems natural they should be on tablets. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 26, 2013 I don’t worry about […]
A Farewell Letter to Summer
Dear Summer, Don’t go. What can I do to convince you to stay? You’re my favorite season of the year, and I’m sad to see you go. I keep trying to convince you to stay, but apparently I […]
Here Comes the Facekini
I have never been a person to have good beach hair. Salt water and heat lead to frizz which leads to big hair which leads to scaring other beachgoers. However, I realize I am not […]