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Back to school means no more fun

August 25, 2017August 25, 2017 Michael Picarella

Summer has come to an end, which means the fun is over. They were there for good times in the mornings on days I went to work late, and they were there when I got […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleactivities, back to school, Busy, Exhausted, family, fun, humor, kids, marriage, Summer

Germs or Motes? Waiting for the Frost

August 1, 2017August 1, 2017 Mark R Hunter

I’ve been feeling crappy the last several days: either an oncoming summer cold or a bad allergy attack (and/or lack of sleep This is a third shift worker’s go-to explanation for everything). Considering all the […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Lifeallergies, hiking, medical stuff, outdoors, parks, Summer, trails

There are rules to obey on a trip to Disneyland

July 28, 2017 Michael Picarella

We said we’d wait at least another decade before going back to Disneyland after the last exhausting visit, but there we were, only two years later, going back. Such a reversal in not without precedent. […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, LifestyleDisneyland, family, funny, humor, kids, marriage, rules, Summer, Vacation

Do These Pictures Bug You?

October 5, 2016October 5, 2016 Mark R Hunter

I miss summer already, and it’s still mostly summer out. Still, there’s one thing good thing about cold weather—no bugs. I’d rather have insects than winter (spiders aren’t technically insects), but yeah, they do bug […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Lifebugs, grasshoppers, IMDB, insects, Missouri, monster movies, Summer, windshield

Could we at least finish summer, first?

September 8, 2016September 8, 2016 Mark R Hunter

September Sixth is the day I first saw Christmas items on the shelf of a local store. September Sixth. Well over a quarter of a year before Christmas. And yes, I have now been banned […]

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5 CommentsLifestyleChristmas, holidays, seasons, shopping, shopping season, Summer

How I Moved My Summer Vacation

July 30, 2016July 30, 2016 Mark R Hunter

“If you really want to find out who your friends are, ask them to help you move.” I don’t know who said that, but truer words were never spoken. However, you have to amend that […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleheat, hot weather, Missouri, mosquitos, moving, moving to a new house, Summer, Vacation, weather

You Know It Is Summer in New York City When …

July 13, 2016 Kathy Minicozzi

Griping about the weather is one of the great New York City pastimes. It’s right up there with jaywalking, making fun of tourists and trying to walk faster than anyone else who is using the […]

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7 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylefunny lists, humor, humoroutcasts, Kathy Minicozzi, new york, Summer, summer heat, weather

Recipe for ‘no curse’ dessert

July 11, 2016July 11, 2016 Molly Stevens
No Curse Dessert

I struggled when I tried to make Lemon Meringue pies for the church pie sale, and my litany of profanity made them more colorful than confetti cakes. Since then I have abandoned baking anything that requires a culinary […]

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6 CommentsGood Clean Funcurse, dessert, Molly Stevens, no cook, pineapple upside down cake, Shallow Reflections, Summer

Mainers open the door to summer time!

June 22, 2016June 22, 2016 Molly Stevens

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4 CommentsFictionLL Bean boots, Maine, Molly Stevens, Shallow Reflections, Summer

10 Signs It’s Time To End Your Amusement Park Visit

June 2, 2016 Emily Schleiger

http://gty.im/480581072 Summer’s here.  The commercials are starting to run, the ones where people are screaming with laughter while riding various roller coasters/water slides/parking trams.  Those ads make amusement parks look crazy fun, don’t they?    […]

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5 CommentsFictionamusement park, attractions, crowds, Summer, summer vacation, Vacation, water park

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