Posts Tagged ‘ Summer ’

The Swimdress: A New Fashion Statement

August 4, 2014
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The Swimdress:  A New Fashion Statement

Lisa NewlinLisa is a humor writer who plays an unconvincing lawyer in year life. She prefers dogs to most people, and food over most everything. Her blog, http://lisanewlin.com will make you feel better about your…

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The Things I Miss…

July 30, 2014
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I MISS… Middle Age:  It used to be that when asked my age on a survey, the options were something like this:   20-25 26-30 31-35 36-40 41-44 45-49 50-54 55-59 60-64 65-69 70-74 75-80…

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Splash Pad: The Safest Place To Freeze

July 17, 2014
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Splash Pad: The Safest Place To Freeze

SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK   I had a chance to watch my grandkids playing in Albion’s splash pad the other day, and it took me back to my childhood: Jumping in the water, splashing around,…

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Summer and Ice Cream

April 13, 2014
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Summer and Ice Cream

Spring has finally given Winter a well-earned kick in the groin and sent him flying back to the North Pole, where he will have to wait his turn to have fun with us again. Spring…

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A Farewell Letter to Summer

September 25, 2013
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Dear Summer, Don’t go.  What can I do to convince you to stay? You’re my favorite season of the year, and I’m sad to see you go.  I keep trying to convince you to stay, but apparently I…

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Why are we all screaming?

September 13, 2013
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We might all scream for ice cream, but I scream the loudest because I fricking love ice cream and I’m also super competitive.   Either way, I’m proud to be an ice cream screamer, even if…

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Your Official One Size Fits All Weekend Horoscope

July 26, 2013
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Your Official One Size Fits All Weekend Horoscope

For all you HumorOutcasts readers, this is my weekly weekend one size fits all horoscope I do out of the goodness of my heart on my blog, The Monkey Bellhop.  While it may appear that…

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I’m Always the Cantaloupe

June 14, 2013
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I don’t like cantaloupe.  Does anyone? If you are one of the few who actually like cantaloupe, you obviously have horrible taste.  Come to think of it, your bad taste is demonstrated by the fact you read…

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Kathy’s Points to Remember: Special Summer Edition

June 11, 2013
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Kathy’s Points to Remember:  Special Summer Edition

A. You know it’s summer when: … you lose five pounds in two hours just from sweating … you go to your favorite quiet spot in the local park and find it occupied by ten…

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How Do You Know It’s Summer in New York City?

June 2, 2013
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How Do You Know It’s Summer in New York City?

1. You can feel the heat of the pavement through your shoes. 2. You shake your head at tourists wearing flip-flops on blazing Manhattan sidewalks, and wonder how long it will take for all those…

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