The fear is real
Bill Y is scared and massively so. What you are about to see in not based on actual fact but just because something is made up, doesn’t mean it isn’t real. I wouldn’t be someone […]
Tag: Star Wars
What if your influence could influence one of the greatest catastrophes the world has ever known?
What if the very fabric of an idea was knitted before your very eyes? What if you could influence such an event? Would you intervene to make the world a better place? What if your […]
The abhorrent, repugnant, antagonistic act of kissing someone
I witnessed the vilest, inhumane, indefensible act of greed when George Lucas made those Star Wars prequels. I was there when the Barman cruelly tried to convince Thirsty Dave that Sunday was “No Beer Day” […]
Darth Vader in Brooklyn
Brooklyn traffic cops are fearless. Mere death rays mean nothing to them. They will give a parking ticket to Darth Vader himself, as seen in this video: Darth Vader Haggles With Cop on Gothamist Lord […]
My Motivation
With so many bad role models out there, it’s hard to separate the music fan from the Bon Jovi fan. Nearly everyone is writing books about how to use the other 90% of your mind […]
Comparison Ford
Lately I’ve been having a series of serious nightmares that cause me to wake up screaming each afternoon. George Lucas keeps re-releasing the same Star Wars movie and I’m helpless to stop him. As terrifying […]
The road to riches is paved with George Lucas’ intentions
Some say you can ignore the cesspool of low life scum and pretend that life is a Disney movie. Some say Disney did not produce Lindsay Lohan. I can assure you that this is far […]
The like minded individuals who don’t understand why George Lucas made those Star Wars prequels
Scurvy Jane recently placed an ad in the local shop window, looking for a new band – ‘Bassoon player who doesn’t understand why George Lucas made those Star Ward prequels, seeks like-minded individuals to create […]
A Review of the 2038 Re-release of ‘Star Wars’
So, I did some time traveling and stumbled across the 2031 re-release of the Star Wars saga onto the 4D Green-Ray format. I’m not sure exactly what that means, since my 20-year-older-self will rely on […]
Wedding Dreams and Nightmares
I have become addicted to two wedding-themed shows on television. The first, Say Yes to the Dress, focuses on the sales consultants and clients of Kleinfeld’s, a renowned bridal salon in New York City. During […]