The Arrival Of The Mother Ship.

I told Jill Y that we should stop seeing each other for a while. I suggested seven days would be the ideal amount of time and that we should start immediately. She laughed and found […]

Share this Post:

Close but no Groucho cigar.

These aren’t the droids we’re looking for.

Share this Post:

Jabba the Cat

Beware of one of the galaxy’s most powerful gangsters.

Share this Post:

Show Your Age.

I don’t know how old I am. You don’t know how old I am. Jill Y doesn’t know how old I am. Thirsty Dave doesn’t know how old I am. Scurvy Jane doesn’t know how […]

Share this Post:

There’s confusion, mass confusion and then there’s this…

What type of sorcery or witchcraft is this?

Share this Post:

Darth Waiter.

I told my imaginary son that if he doesn’t behave, he doesn’t get any more toast. He told me that he didn’t like my toast because it was a bit on the dark side:

Share this Post: