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Unicorn Bites 12/20/13
It turns out when my 1-year-old brushes her teeth she moves her head, not the brush. That explains why she gets dizzy and falls over. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 20, 2013 I […]
I want to get married.
Jill Y is a clever, manipulative daughter of a clever, manipulative mother and father. I don’t like to eat the crust on my sandwich but she tells me I’ll grow up big and strong and […]