Those who do their own thing, end up with the best music players.
These aren’t the droids we’re looking for.
Due to the economy and other stuff, imaginary kids don’t have a lot of money to buy presents so they have to use creativity to the best of their ability:
It turns out when my 1-year-old brushes her teeth she moves her head, not the brush. That explains why she gets dizzy and falls over. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 20, 2013 I […]
Jill Y is a clever, manipulative daughter of a clever, manipulative mother and father. I don’t like to eat the crust on my sandwich but she tells me I’ll grow up big and strong and […]