Show Your Age.

I don’t know how old I am. You don’t know how old I am. Jill Y doesn’t know how old I am. Thirsty Dave doesn’t know how old I am. Scurvy Jane doesn’t know how […]

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There’s confusion, mass confusion and then there’s this…

What type of sorcery or witchcraft is this?

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Darth Waiter.

I told my imaginary son that if he doesn’t behave, he doesn’t get any more toast. He told me that he didn’t like my toast because it was a bit on the dark side:

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Best Imaginary Kids Ever.

Due to the economy and other stuff, imaginary kids don’t have a lot of money to buy presents so they have to use creativity to the best of their ability:

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My Imaginary Son Should Really Know Better.

Sometimes my imaginary son lets me play with his toys. He shouldn’t:

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I can’t get no sleep.

I’m a big fan of the naturally recurring state characterised by altered consciousness, relatively inhibited sensory activity and inhibition of nearly all voluntary muscles or as I like to call it, sleep. Sleeping is associated […]

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