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Wisdom Learned From Facebook

January 25, 2013
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Life is full of learning opportunities, and Facebook is no exception.  Here’s a few of the many lessons I’ve gathered.

If you make a baby laugh too hard, he’ll wet his pants.  If you make grandma laugh, she will, too.  It’s okay, though, because both usually have extra diapers nearby.

Vicks Vapor Rub rubbed on the chest and feet will help clear congestion.  Vicks on the bottom of the feet also makes a tile floor hard to maneuver when you make a nature call in the middle of the night.

It’s okay for me to be crazy, irritable, disagreeable and disgusting as long as I forewarn everyone about it.

I must constantly announce to the world that I love my husband, children, brothers, sisters, cousins, parents, aunts, uncles, nieces, nephews, teachers and the men who pick up my trash, or I’ll be thoughtless.

It’s imperative that I find out what movie, song and celebrity I’m most like.  Apparently, it has some bearing on my future.

It’s not a great idea to allow your dog to watch “Old Yeller.”

Thank goodness my friends post their every movement on Facebook.  This  allows me to not call them when they’re in the bathroom.

Pattie Byrd

Pattie Byrd is a freelance writer specializing in humor commentary, although she also writes reviews, stories and news articles. She has been published in "Mississippi", "Southern Destinations" and other assorted magazines. Currently, she publishes on several internet sites including Yahoo, RedGage and Wikinut.

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4 Responses to Wisdom Learned From Facebook

  1. Kathy Minicozzi
    January 25, 2013 at 9:03 pm

    Another thing you learn on Facebook is that your Facebook friends always get more replies to their posts than you do. 🙁 It’s like high school all over again, with the “in” and “out” crowd.

  2. Pattie Byrd
    January 25, 2013 at 4:16 pm

    Oh, don’t even get me started on the preaching. LOL

  3. January 25, 2013 at 2:00 pm

    Don’t forget Jesus. You have to announce you love him too and he is your Lord and Savior. I guess he watches Facebook.

  4. January 25, 2013 at 1:30 pm

    Fun list! I always feel undiscerning because I am not able to choose a favorite movie, song,or celebrity. But I DO know what I like, and I like your sense of humor!



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