Life is full of learning opportunities, and Facebook is no exception. Here’s a few of the many lessons I’ve gathered.
If you make a baby laugh too hard, he’ll wet his pants. If you make grandma laugh, she will, too. It’s okay, though, because both usually have extra diapers nearby.
Vicks Vapor Rub rubbed on the chest and feet will help clear congestion. Vicks on the bottom of the feet also makes a tile floor hard to maneuver when you make a nature call in the middle of the night.
It’s okay for me to be crazy, irritable, disagreeable and disgusting as long as I forewarn everyone about it.
I must constantly announce to the world that I love my husband, children, brothers, sisters, cousins, parents, aunts, uncles, nieces, nephews, teachers and the men who pick up my trash, or I’ll be thoughtless.
It’s imperative that I find out what movie, song and celebrity I’m most like. Apparently, it has some bearing on my future.
It’s not a great idea to allow your dog to watch “Old Yeller.”
Thank goodness my friends post their every movement on Facebook. This allows me to not call them when they’re in the bathroom.