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Author: Pattie Byrd

Pattie Byrd is a freelance writer specializing in humor commentary, although she also writes reviews, stories and news articles. She has been published in "Mississippi", "Southern Destinations" and other assorted magazines. Currently, she publishes on several internet sites including Yahoo, RedGage and Wikinut.

5 Rules of the Roads for Seniors

May 5, 2011May 5, 2011 Pattie Byrd

You get a few years on you and all these do-gooders start picking on your driving skills.  You know they’re full of bull because you’ve been driving for longer than before their parents reached puberty.  […]

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Checking My Brain at the Gate of the Carnival

April 18, 2011April 18, 2011 Pattie Byrd

Recently, we had one of those small carnivals come to our town.  I saw it set up in the parking lot of a vacated business, and I thought what fun.  I didn’t even know those […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Relationshipscarnivals, children, corn dogs, cotton candy, entertainment, funnel cakes, funny stories, humor, party, rides, teens

The Day Jane Fell Out of Her Chair

April 17, 2011April 17, 2011 Pattie Byrd

My friend, Jane, walked into the doctor’s office.  When the doctor walked in, he greeted his old friend, “Hello, Jane.  How are you doing today?” “Well, I’ve been better,” Jane said. “What’s wrong?  I noticed […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Lifestylechairs, doctors, funny stories, furniture, humor, jokes, medical, medical humor

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