Ways to compare Justin Beiber and Macauley Culkin
1) Same height and weight
2) One has a lot of hair on his head, the other slept in Michael Jackson’s bed
3) One dated Mila Kunis, the other looks like Miley Cyrus
4) Though neither is a Thunder or a Heat fan, one had a mug shot in Oklahoma City, the other in Miami
5) One played Richie Rich, the other had the most expensive haircut of all time
6) One was a great child star, the other, like his friend R. Kelly, can pee far
7) One drags around the term ”movie star”, the other drag races an expensive sports car
8) One wears dog tags and takes lessons in swag, the other has eyes with great big bags
9) One has a mentor named “Usher”, the other worked in a theater
10) One likes to race his Lambo, the other will never be mistaken for Rambo
11) One can grow facial hair, the other gansta struts like he’s got a pair
12) One starred in Home Alone, the other has songs you can hear on your phone
13) As a child actor, one was in the Philharmonic’s Bach Babies, the other is known as Biebs
14) One was in the movie The Nutcracker, the other likes to grab his sack
Separated by many years but not in stature. I am amazed at the Bieberization of America… by a Canadian.
At least Macauley Culkin has some acting talent. Justin Bieber’s main talent is making 12 year old girls think he’s sexy.
Your research is impressive Stan! Maybe you can send this to both their “people”.